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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

More Winter Fun!

1. Cut a hole in the box...




Who wants to go sledding?


And what's winter without a penguin?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Spreading a little Christmas cheer...

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Wes Welker is my hero

The sportscasters and fans say it all...
"He did trip! He went down, and then he was in agony."

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Union of Auto Workers

Just a quick one today...
But I thought I'd share one of my favorite Editorial Comics: Michael Rameriez
http://ibdeditorials.com/cartoons.aspx
I believe all his comics are very well drawn and thought out. And he reaches across the aisle... and makes fun of both sides!

Today's is particularly entertaining because it sums up my feelings regarding the Union of Auto Workers (UAW) very well.
Apparently one of the primary causes the bailout plans fell through were because the UAW refused to negotiate on any of their terms.
But their stance makes no sense to me. If they refuse to sacrifice, the entire auto industry collapses. When that happens they'll have no jobs, never mind decreased salaries and benefits...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Good Cop... but mostly Bad Cop

Here are a couple stories about police not quite doing their duty...

Officer from YouTube cyclist video pleads not guilty
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/17/youtube.cyclist.cop/index.html

"Officer Patrick Pogan was indicted Tuesday on three misdemeanor and two felony charges by Manhattan District Attorney Robert M. Morgenthau. He was released without bail.

The charges stem from a YouTube video clip showing Pogan body-checking cyclist Christopher Long from his bike during a ride by the group Critical Mass on July 25."

If you read to the bottom of the article, apparently the officer had graduated from the Academy just three weeks earlier. My guess is that he was high on power and decided he was above the law and could do as he pleases.
Although he'll probably only get a slap on the wrist for his actions, my hope is that they'll take away his badge for good. If he still yearns for authority, maybe he could become a mall-cop. At least he'd get a Segway...
Take a look at the actual video:

I can't believe he's pleading 'not guilty'.


Next is an article about a group called KopBusters.
http://www.theagitator.com/2008/12/06/gotcha/

"KopBusters rented a house in Odessa, Texas and began growing two small Christmas trees under a grow light similar to those used for growing marijuana. When faced with a suspected marijuana grow, the police usually use illegal FLIR cameras and/or lie on the search warrant affidavit claiming they have probable cause to raid the house. Instead of conducting a proper investigation which usually leads to no probable cause, the Kops lie on the affidavit claiming a confidential informant saw the plants and/or the police could smell marijuana coming from the suspected house.

The trap was set and less than 24 hours later, the Odessa narcotics unit raided the house only to find KopBuster’s attorney waiting under a system of complex gadgetry and spy cameras that streamed online to the KopBuster’s secret mobile office nearby."

I think this is awesome. While I do believe cops have the right to do their job, many times they go out of their way to bully people when there are more important things to do. And again, the police involved will most likely just get a warning or put on paid leave/desk duty. (Personally, I don't know how paid leave is a punishment).
Of course, the KopBusters methods could step over the line very quickly. For example, if they're baiting the police too aggressively, they could be forcing cops to devote resources to them when they could otherwise be actually helping the community.

Overall, I believe police have too much power and it is too often abused. However, even if there is a government agency devoted to police oversight, that agency itself is not free from corruption.
I guess we'll just have to have faith in human morality...

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Movie Trailers (Told You It Was Coming!)

See? I did not lie.
I even managed to write two posts in two days!

Every once in a while I like to check up on upcoming movies on apple.com/trailers.
Sure YouTube has them too (and I will use it to post the trailers), but they're all in one place on apple.com and I can get them for my iPod there as well.
*Note: Click the movie title for the link to the apple.com page.

First up is Knowing, starring Nicholas Cage.
I'm not terribly interested in the movie, but it supposedly takes place in my hometown of Lexington, MA, so I have to at least show the teaser.


Next up is Ping Pong Playa.
Apparently the movie came out already. I had no idea it existed until I saw the trailer on apple.com... Now I have to find a theater that's showing it, or wait until the DVD comes out.


Last is Benecio del Toro's latest venture, a biopic on the life of Che Guevara.
It has been officially released (so it could make Oscar time), but will not see wider distribution until early 2009. It is over 4 hours long and will be broken up into two separate movies.

While it looks like a good movie and I will go to see it, I must obviously use this blog as my soapbox and complain about the fact that a large number of people view Che as a heroic figure.
I love a good revolution as much as the next guy, but I have two major problems with idolizing this man. 1) He was a socialist. While I do not agree with this form of government, this alone isn't enough to condemn the man. It's more of the fact that, 2) he was a cold blooded killer.
And yet people (particularly young adults who think they are 'hip') think it's fun to wear t-shirts with his face on it and Cuban/Chinese Communist hats.
Yes, I'm sure you have all seen them:



There are many more I could post, but I'll let you find the quality (and ridiculous) ones for yourself.
I'll get you started The Transporter 3 and I'll let you decide if this will be a quality or ridiculous film. *Hint: It's not quality.

Also, check out the nifty Search Box to the right!
When I've actually written enough posts for additional pages, it will help you find that ingeniously witty post you wanted to show all your friends!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Mash Ups

A few mash ups I've been listening to/watching the past couple days:

Norwegian Recycling- When Six Songs Collide
One of the best I've heard and def one of my favorites

Track List:
1. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
2. Howie Day - Collide
3. Five For Fighting - Superman
4. Angela Ammons - Always Getting Over You
5. Boyzone - All That I Need
6. 3 Doors Down - Here Without You

Chris "The Falcon" Han- Love Songs
Mash up on steroids... then filled with love and affection

Love Songs from Chris 'The Falcon' Han on Vimeo.
Track List:
Outkast - The Love Below
Tupac - California Love
Beyonce - Crazy in Love
The Game - Hate It or Love It
Maroon 5 - This Love
Talib Kweli - Never Been In Love
Wilco - I'm the Man Who Loves You
Crookers - Love to Edit
Keyshia Cole - Love
Air - Highschool Lover
Stevie Wonder - I Was Made to Love Her
MSTRKRFT - Easy Love
Huey Lewis and the News - Power of Love
The Emotions - Best of My Love
Alicia Keys - Teenage Love Affair
Brian Holland - Standing in the Shadows of Love
Death Cab for Cutie - Someday You Will Be Loved
Bon Iver - Skinny Love
Jay-Z - Heart of the City (Ain't No Love)
Marvin Gaye - God Is Love
Masqueraders - Can't Nobody Love Me Like You Do
Bloc Party - This Modern Love
The Delfonics - La La Means I Love You
Kanye West - Love Lockdown
Herold Melvin - The Love I lost
Daft Punk - Digital Love
Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
John Legend - Used to Love U
Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have to Love
Jose Gonzalez - Killing for Love
LCD Soundsystem - New York I Love You
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
Arcade Fire - Crown of Love


40 Inspiration Speeches in 2 Minutes
Not of songs... but equally awesome

The creator didn't list all the movies... and I'm too lazy to name them all.
Pretend it's a game and you have to list them all!

Tune in next time for one of my movie trailer posts!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Gay Rights

By now, I'm sure you have all heard about California passing Proposition 8, which restricted the definition of marriage to be between a man and a woman.
In case you're not familiar with it, here is the Wikipedia article summarizing the issue.

I recently came across this entertaining video from Funny or Die.
"Jesus Christ!" "Obamanation!"

Interestingly enough, it makes a few good points like how many conservatives pick and choose the bible teachings they want to take to heart. While I do not have a problem with this, how do you choose which are "outdated" and which you should still strictly follow?
If stoning your wife and eating shellfish have gone the way of Earth-flatness, maybe anti-gay beliefs should too.

On another note, coincidentally, the movie Milk came out two weeks ago (in select theaters).
I went to see it opening night and, surprisingly, enjoyed it immensely. I was surprised that I enjoyed it so much, not because I am anti-gay rights, but because I am not a huge fan of Sean Penn. In fact, most times I avoid all movies with him in it. But two of my friends wanted to go and it looked interesting enough.
James Franco and Emile Hirsch were excellent, as was Diego Luna (Y tu mama tambien)
All in all, it is an excellent movie that I highly recommend seeing. It's just too bad it didn't come out before Election Day and the vote on Prop 8.

Trailer for your viewing pleasure:

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Spreading Some Holiday Cheer

Welcome back!
I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving...

I thought I'd post a couple humorous things today in celebration of the Holiday Season.

First off is a very season appropriate picture found online:
(Click for larger image)
From HolyTaco.com

Here's another for all you Walmart shoppers out there grabbing Christmas presents for loved ones:

Taken from failblog.org [http://failblog.org/2008/11/28/price-fail/]

And now changing gears completely, lets jump to Halloween and
"The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes"
http://www.cracked.com/article_15629_30-most-unsettling-german-halloween-costumes.html
Here's a nice sample image for your viewing pleasure:

A couple more random articles:

First up from cracked.com: 7 Retarded Food Myths the Internet Thinks Are True
http://www.cracked.com/article_16785_7-retarded-food-myths-internet-thinks-are-true.html
Like: MSG burns your brian cells or Coca-Cola will melt your stomach (see below post for more Coke fun facts!...)

and some Cokelore on snopes.com
http://snopes.com/cokelore/cokelore.asp
False- Combining Coca-Cola and aspirin will get you high
True- Coca-Cola was once considered anti-Semitic for refusing to do business in Israel

That's all for now!
I'll leave you all with a comic, with an all to familiar punch line...

I swear, I only have like 50MB of them...

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Turkey Time

Ahhh... Thanksgiving.
One of my favorite holidays. I mean, how could you not love it?
A holiday based completely on family, friends, and stuffing your face with food.
Of course, my day is completely filled with eating. I get to see my dad's side of the family for Thanksgiving lunch, followed by some very full football. Then onward to my mom's side for dinner!
Have you ever been so full at night you can't fall asleep and you have to lay on your back or you'll vomit? Every year...
'Why don't you just eat less?' You ask?
Well, I'll have to answer your question with another question: "Why bother celebrate Thanksgiving at all if you're not going to enjoy it?"

Also, as an added bonus, this year is my high schools 5-year reunion.
If you're in the same boat, be it 5-year or otherwise, here's a handy (and witty) "Surviving Your Reunion" guide.
http://2.0somethings.com/2008/11/26/surviving-your-reunion/
And an excerpt to catch your interest:
"First Encounters – Your best bet is to match energy levels with whoever you talk to. Are they freaking out and hugging you? Well hug them right back and snap some cell phone camera photos. Are they nodding and asking politely how you are doing? Shake hands then excuse yourself after a few minutes or chit chat. Do this and no one will feel jilted or creeped out. If you misread their enthusiasm level and are greeted with either a look of disappointment or a look that says, “I have mace,” pretend you have to go to the men’s room."

In honor of those reckless younger years, here are a few youngsters doing their thing.
[Obviously at my reunion (which takes place at a club, has a free buffet and open bar for an hour) we'll all be completely responsible and reserved.]







And who could forget Thanksgiving day football games?
Here's one for you sports fans! (Like that awesome tie-in?)



Well, it's time for me to wrap up for now.
Hope you all have a fantastic Thanksgiving!

*Don't forget to thank the Native Americans for saving the Pilgrims' freezing asses!
If it weren't for them, we would have never taken over this country!

Monday, November 24, 2008

In the News Today (November 24, 2008)

Time for another update!

Hopefully, eventually this blog will grow to something bigger and more people than just me and the random wanderer will read it.
And I'm hoping this will be a good source of funny, obscure, and informative information for readers.
So let's get on to the news!

Five Convicted in Terrorism Financing Trial
Leaders of a "charitable" organization are convicted of financing terrorists.
I'm surprised, and thankful, that they got it right the second time around after the first time ended in a mistrial.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/us/25charity.html?ref=us

Bush Issues 14 Pardons and Commutes 2 Sentences
Some last minute pardons from President Bush.
One of the names on the list: Marion Jones, former US Track&Field star and Olympic medalist.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/washington/25pardons.html


And now for my personal favorite....

Boy George 'chained male escort'
Oh yes! You read correctly!
But apparently this time it wasn't a "sex game"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/7746202.stm

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Random CNN Articles and the Grape Lady

Just to get another post out there and to share a sampling of articles I found interesting:

Hair in book helps identify Copernicus's remain
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/11/20/copernicus.remains.dna.ap/index.html
I wasn't aware we didn't know where his body was...
Is there a reason we need to know where he was laid to rest? I'm sure Copernicus is elated they dug up his body for this though.

Obama's cell phone records breached
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/20/obama.cell.breach/index.html
Why would anyone be curious enough to risk their job?
My guess for people he's called: his wife, Joe Biden, politicians, world leaders
My guess for people he hasn't called: terrorists, prostitutes, anyone interesting enough to be scandalous or worth mentioning

Grape Lady
I'm upset and surprised that I had never seen this video until yesterday.
See more of the internets best videos at CollegeHumors Web Celeb Hall of Fame.


Quite possibly one of the funniest instances of someone getting hurt.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Dutch Dominoes

Look at that! Two posts in a row!
I wasn't lying when I said I would post more frequently.

Anyway, the Dutch recently broke the world record for the most dominoes toppled at a time.
Sounds pretty boring, but take a look at this:




Ahh... the Dutch.
Only America could compete for creating a two-hour TV event surrounding something as trivial as dominoes.

I'm Back! (Finally)

After writing that introduction to my blog, I felt that was quite enough work for a while and took an extended vacation from the stresses of online journal entries.
Well, I'm back now and ready to continue!
For my first entry back, I thought I'd share a delightful video of a cute puppy with you:

No, you should not expect much more than that from me, but you can expect more frequent entries, more random videos, and more random links to things I find entertaining!
Until next time....

*edt* I'd also like to mention that that site is a constant source of awesome videos, so you should definitely check it out every few days if you can. (Or everyday if you're bored often, like me).

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Welcome

Greetings ladies and gentlemen!

Welcome to my little piece of the web.
I'm not quite sure what I plan on posting, but I hope to do so frequently to keep you all entertained.
I guess that's what my main focus will be: to both entertain myself and my readers.
Posts may contain a wide variety of things from thoughts I have at work/home/etc. to simply posting a link I find interesting.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy and feel free to sign up for the RSS feed. You can quickly glance over what I've posted and if you don't like it, feelings won't be hurt if you delete it immediately.

Also, I welcome feedback on any of my posts so comments are on.
Please respond if you agree, disagree, or are just plain lonely at 3am on a Tuesday night.