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Monday, March 8, 2010

hipster puppies

Another great find by Adam:

The captions are perfect enough, I don't have to add anythings else. (I know you're all terribly disappointed and will miss all my witty comments).

Some favorites:
barney is more concerned with “dynamic range compression” and “the loudness wars” than the fact that he has shitty taste in music

clara is always first to change the subject to politics, but gets 90% of her information from gawker and the daily show

popeye insists he doesn’t have “a thing for asian girls,” even though his last four girlfriends have been pekingese

------------More after the break!------------
I got a little carried away... there are a whole lot more!

bentley bought his mars volta tickets two months in advance—and got black-out-drunk before they played their first song

bernie moved to san francisco because it was more “laid back” and “anti-consumerist” than new york, but still manages to drink two cups of starbucks a day

falcor begrudgingly explained to his mom that wearing girl’s jeans doesn’t make him gay

 perry could have easily informed the waiter that his order was wrong, but has decided to just write a bad yelp review instead

for tillie, having a mad men premiere party means dressing up, drinking manhattans and being totally fucking insufferable

margi tells people she does “graphic design” for a living, but in reality does “nothing”

cosmo regrets hooking up with this girl on the first day of bonnaroo because now she won’t leave

penny cannot believe you put a tablespoon of butter in the pasta when she’s told you a thousand times that she’s vegan.

dill can’t wait for them to announce the pitchfork festival lineup so he can make fun of it and then go to it anyway

lucky thinks this unagi is too salty, and he knows because he lived in japan for a month

(Hipster Puppies)

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