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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Brain Dump

OK, I guess is more of a link dump, but the imagery that came to mind with 'link dump' resembled something long and sausage-shaped in the toilet.

Now that we have that we're all feeling warm and fuzzy...

(Doghouse Diaries)

onion wants to cancel band practice this week because lost is on
(hipster puppies)

Some Ruminations:
"I wish someone would create a mixed drink called "whatever" so I know what to order for my girlfriend when we're at a bar."

"I blame my weight problem on Africa. If there weren't children starving over there I wouldn't feel compelled to eat everything on my plate."


(thanks to Ani)

Parking Fail


Wish I knew what was going on at the end of this video...


I remember in middle school, we got a substitute teacher to breakdown and rethink his passion/desire to teach...
(Probably Bad News)

What kind of parents would do this?

"Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes. He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked. But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake. ‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville. ‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’ Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns."
(Metro via Barstool)

Not that I'd ever really want one, but sometimes I think it'd be fun to have a crazy obsessed neighbor.
(it continues on Emails from Crazy People!)

Nom nom nom...

"Police said a 24-year-old Lincoln man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn’t like being called “fat.” Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man. He told them that he’d been bitten at a party. Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood said the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat. Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite. Flood said the ear chunk was not found."
(KETV via Barstool)

"Yeah no shit the ear chunk wasn’t found. Bitch ate it. That was fat chicks do. They eat shit. You don’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to figure that one out. Oh and for all those fat sympathizing feminists out there you can cut the shit. You know how I know this chick is fat? Because she tackled a dude and ate his ear. Skinny chicks don’t do that. They maybe will throw a drink in your face but that’s about it. Only fat chicks tackle you and eat you. Everybody knows that."

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