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Monday, May 23, 2011

Regarding 'The Rapture'

(via THD)

May 21st, 2011 has come and gone.
To those of you who are reading this: I'm sorry, you were not saved.
(Unless, of course, this site makes it through the firewall at the pearly gates. [Haha, get it? Firewall? Heaven? <-- another example as to why I am still on earth?])

But are you wondering why you're still here?:
(via Chart Porn)

Have Faith, there's more!

But don't worry, be glad you didn't begin the ascent!

Anyway, if you want to learn more about your missed opportunity, may I recommend: the Wikipedia article, eBible Fellowship (from those who believe), or the JudgementDay2011.com page!

In short, those of us left are meant to suffer 5 months of death and destruction until the 'end of the world' on October 21st, 2011. (At least I'll have one last birthday!)

If you don't believe it has already begun:
(via TDW)

And.... one person I can guarantee is still around:

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